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  })();</description><title>Girl With Two Thumbs</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @girlwithtwothumbs)</generator><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>PESSIMISM</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk0rflklSQ1qapfqco1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;PESSIMISM&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/9686709474</link><guid>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/9686709474</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 20:36:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It would seem I left my rubber ball thing next to a warm window...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lizx00Nc2t1qf6eclo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It would seem I left my rubber ball thing next to a warm window for too long. Moral of the story: Things melt.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/4268025480</link><guid>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/4268025480</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 18:55:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Snow</title><description>Chirp~
Ah, the weather. Something not many of us can control but most of us tend to have some sort...</description><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/3579060741</link><guid>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/3579060741</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 02:13:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>How do magnets work?</title><description>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnet
Or ask a Mormon Representative</description><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/3331055281</link><guid>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/3331055281</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 15:33:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>School Dances</title><description>Chirp!
Are you glad to see that the ever-so-pessimistic version of Girl With Two Thumbs is back?...</description><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/3314095756</link><guid>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/3314095756</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2011 16:14:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Optimistic Explanations</title><description>Ch-Chirp&amp;#8230;
I&amp;#8217;m not sure if you&amp;#8217;ve noticed, but it&amp;#8217;s been awhile since I...</description><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2905317881</link><guid>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2905317881</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 00:16:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>circa1992:

(by Charlie Engman)
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&lt;p&gt;(by &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/cengman" target="_blank"&gt;Charlie Engman&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2556260137</link><guid>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2556260137</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Jan 2011 14:28:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My Version of a New Year's Countdown</title><description>Chirp!~
Well, as of midnight, it&amp;#8217;s the year 2011. All day people have been talking about...</description><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2549952300</link><guid>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2549952300</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 23:33:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I went to a toy store the other day in search of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leb22w1KeV1qf6eclo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leb22w1KeV1qf6eclo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leb22w1KeV1qf6eclo5_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I went to a toy store the other day in search of glow-in-the-dark stars for my ceiling (I found them.) and stumbled upon this thing. I’ve been playing with it ever since.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve named him Momo and quite enjoy dressing him up. Expect more Momo pictures in the future.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2544214936</link><guid>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2544214936</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 13:30:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>2012</title><description>Chirp~
2012. I&amp;#8217;m sure you&amp;#8217;ve heard a few rumors centering around this year, or more...</description><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2513260976</link><guid>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2513260976</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 11:05:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Are you solucha? Or am i Rexen724?</title><description>Frankly, I have no idea what you’re talking about.
For your time I can, however, grant you a...</description><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2479128748</link><guid>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2479128748</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2010 01:24:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Which is more annoying, phone solicitors who keep their script up even though you've made it obvious you don't care or price stickers that are almost impossible to get off and are placed directly on the item?</title><description>Price stickers.
I don’t answer phones.</description><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2353381186</link><guid>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2353381186</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 19:43:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Better than the snuggie</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldhamg26Fl1qf6eclo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Better than the snuggie&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2325573001</link><guid>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2325573001</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 11:47:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>can you write about billy mayes</title><description>I suppose I could. I love suggestions.</description><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2313464801</link><guid>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2313464801</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 11:39:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey, I just bought a Snuggle and i love it! It is so ichy and warm.</title><description>Oh dear lord.</description><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2313462542</link><guid>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2313462542</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 11:38:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>See what I’m talking about?
Madness.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7AzecF7UaMg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;See what I’m talking about?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Madness.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2196478481</link><guid>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2196478481</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 01:07:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Snuggies </title><description>Chirp!
Oh god, Snuggies.
I remember stumbling upon a commercial for these idiotic blankets a few...</description><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2196464294</link><guid>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2196464294</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 01:06:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Kesha</title><description>Chirp!
Oh, Kesha. (Yes, I am spelling it without the $ replacing the S. It&amp;#8217;s not because I...</description><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2147185846</link><guid>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2147185846</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 17:59:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Circus Clowns</title><description>Chirp!
In my &amp;#8220;Let&amp;#8217;s Talk about Me&amp;#8221; bio page, I list my phobias. If I could have...</description><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2078262037</link><guid>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2078262037</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 23:00:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Slang</title><description>Chirp!
Heeeeeey. Wassup, Homie G?
Thank god I don&amp;#8217;t speak that way. As you may have guessed,...</description><link>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2060626070</link><guid>http://girlwithtwothumbs.tumblr.com/post/2060626070</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 11:11:47 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
